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Anonymous asked: Whats the best way to clean a bong?
Start off with a soft cock, and place it gently inside your bong’s downstem. Push into the bong as much as possible, until the lip meets your balls. Be mindful not to tuck in your testes, or they may be sucked in violently in a vacuum-like effect. Once your cock is comfortably resting on the cold glass, and the neck is nestled neatly near your sack, you can start to take it slow. With your hips locked in position, start to simply flex your ring piece. As your cock contracts, it’ll thrust ever so slightly into the opening - and out again. This will begin to loosen up any resin, while rushing blood to your member. Now close your eyes. Let the sensations take hold of you: the ever present and ever lingering tingling of excitement - the rhythmic arousal arising from your balls bouncing against the bong - and the feeling of your heart pumping more furiously with each beat to divert more fuel for the shaft’s takeoff. By the time you’ve opened your eyes again, the glass should be stuffed to the brim with your skin. Not to mention natures natural and organic cleaner: the cum quickly glazing over your cock as hot and fresh as a Krispy Kreme line. Keep kegeling into a gentle thrust, working the glass like an ass. Free your hips and get your grind game on. If you feel the tempo rise too rapidly, take your thrusts down a beat. You don’t want to blow just yet. Bring yourself to the brink of blasting your load, and then wind down it down to dense it up. Let the intensity of the thrusting increase until you hear her squeaking - that’s when it’s time. Take the pre-lubricated 60mm opal-infused Toro glass plug and place it in your ass. With a tighter grip on the glass, pump every inch of your dick you have into the decarboxylated dankness. As you reach your climax, coax out every single drop of semen in your body from your vas deferens to your urethra. If you’ve saved up a considerable amount of cum, you should be able to blast off any and all resin inside of the bong. As the hot cum cakes over the glass, it’ll loosen up any an all hard to reach resin.
Hope that helps,
Stay regular super stoner~